Friday, February 20, 2009
A story between the two lovebirdssuperheroes, Batman and Catwomen.
Created by Kittie&Luqman. ^^
Batman: *Knock knock*
Catwoman: Who's there?
Batman: It's Bat.
Catwoman: Bat who? Err.. Arr.. Baseball bat eh?
Batman: Alamak.. Noo.. Batman la!
Catwomen: Batman!! Where have you been? Ive been waiting fer you.
Batman: Err, im sorry. I was busy.(Flirting with other catwomens) *Gives the innocent face*
Catwoman: Yeah yeah. I dont want talk to you anymore. *Runs away with Superman*
One fine day, Batman decided to ask Catwoman out for dinner.
Batman: Ehem ehem. *clears throat first* Assalamualaikum.
Cicakman(Catwoman's brother): Waalaikumsalam. Im sorry, she's not in right now.
Batman: Where is she? She went to the gym is it?
Cicakman: No, she went out with Superman awhile ago to catch a movie.
Batman: What?! Superman?
When Batman heard the news, he got angry and gone crazy.
Omg omg... He's turning into someting HUGE and GREEN.
It's a bush...No...It's a tree...No...
It's THE HULK. I mean BAT HULK...Raaawwr!
Batman: Im soo gonna spy on them! You watch out, Superman. She's mine! Muahaha. *Goes to the movie theatre and sat behind Catwomen and Superman*
Superman: Aww, its a sweet movie, isnt it? *Smile widely*
Catwomen: *Munching on the popcorns* Uhuh.(:
Superman: *Put his hands around Catwomen*
Catwomen: *Ohmygod! He's so sweet, unlike Batman* *Put her head on Superman's shoulders* *Heart melts*
Batman: *Gives an angry face and turned into the green BAT HULK!* GRR! Arrggh! *Grabbed Superman from the back and punch him and create a nuisance in the theatre*
Catwomen: *Shocked* Batman! What are you doing here?! Stop it!
Superman: *Bleeding through the nose*
Batman: He was trying to steal you from me! *Pointing to Superman(who is still bleeding)*
Catwomen: What are you talking about?! Its my problem if i wanna go out with him. You have always neglected me, always so busy.
Batman: But......
Batman: ....But i didnt mean to neglect you. I was busy trying to save the earth from the evil Mojo Jojo.
Catwoman: Mojo Jojo was defeated long time ago. Bat, you lied to me. How could you?
Superman: Haha! Liar liar pants on fire! :P
Batman: Gosh, im not lying. He's back at Townsville. I've been werking with the Powerpuff Girls to hunt him down.
Catwoman: I dont believe you.
Superman: Me too! *hi-5 Catwoman*
Batman: Ey, tkmu sibuk la Superman. Nah, use this packet of tissue and clean yourself up since you are bleeding.
Superman: Thanks. How much is it? 20 cents?
Batman: Basket! Im not selling you that tissue. Im offering you. Bongok!
Catwoman: Boys, stop fighting! Bat, i wanna know whats up with you and the Powerpuff Girls. Have you been dating them behind my back?.....
Batman: Err, no i wasnt. Seriously, i was saving the earth. Saving you.
Catwomen: Saving me from what?
Batman: Saving you from HIM! *Pointing to Superman*
Superman: Oi, dont point point lah. I cut your finger then you know. *Stick tongue out*
Batman: *Stick tongue out too*
Catwomen: -_______-" Guys, stop being childish please.
Batman: I am not. He started it first!
Superman: No, i didnt. You did!
Catwomen: Guys, please!
Batman: Okay okay. Im sorry dear.
Superman: Dont call her dear lah! She's mine.
Catwomen: Ehem ehem!
Batwomen&Superman: Sorry dear.
They were still in the theatre and making so much noise even though there were only three of them arguing.
Other people was still watching the movie and they were pissed over the noise they were making.
Until some even threw popcorn onto the three of them.
They got out of the cinema and yet, the arguement still has not ended.
Yes, with popcorns sticking onto their hair and body.
[To be continued...]
Stay tuned fer the next episode!
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