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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Meet Luqman! (:
And so the story goes on.......
Episode #7:
Batman: You are leaving me? After all that we've been through is this how you want it to end.
Catwoman: I...
Batman: I know he's much more charming and muscular than me but...
Superman: *Showing his muscular arms*
Batman: Show off! As i was saying, you knew Superman for a few days only and now you are in love with him. But what about us? We knew each other since kindergarden.
Catwoman: You've been busy lately. Remember when we lie down on the rooftop just to gaze at the stars together? I miss those days with you. I miss you alot but i feel like you are pushing me away.
Batman: Babe, im sorry. I...
He was about to say something then he spotted a snatch theft.
Batman: Sorry. Gtg. Vroom! *Off with his batmobile*
Suddenly, Cicakman came...
Cicakman: Hiaak-dissk! *Punch Superman*
Superman: Hai-yaak! *Kick*
Cicakman: You are fooling around with my sister's heart!
Superman: I did not! I really love her!
Cicakman: I saw your Friendster profile! There's lots of pictures where you kissed different girls!
Catwoman: Superman, is it true?...
Episode #8:
The sound of thunder thumping. And rain came down heavily. *Splish splash*
Superman: *Grabs Catwomen's hands* Noo! Dont believe him!
Catwomen: *Pushes his hands away* You have a Friendster account?! And all this while i didnt know it? So is it true Superman what my brother just said?
Superman: Noo! Im sure he got the wrong person.
Cicakman: No i did not. I clearly saw your face in Friendster. Kissing other girls!
Superman: I did not!
Catwomen: Dont lie to me, Superman. You already lied to me about your Friendster account. And now this. Youre just playing with my heart!
*Quit playing games with my heart...my heart...my heart...Lalalala~ by Backstreet Boys*
Catwomen: And i know my brother wont lie about such things. How could you do this to me?
Superman: I...
Catwomen: Thats it. All you guys are the same! Now just get the heck out of my life. I dont wish to see you again. And dont even think of contacting me or come searching fer me. You already proved me wrong about you. I thought youre the real superhero. Youre just the same. Why are all guys like this?! *Tears run down her cheeks*
Superman: Darling, im sorry. *Sad face*
Catwomen. Go away! And all you can say is sorry?! *Looks at Cicakman* I leave you to him. *Runs awayyyy and disappeared in the rain*
Cicakman: Now, you belong to me. Im gonna make sure you get what you deserved fer breaking her precious heart.
Superman: *Fall onto his knees* I didnt meant this to happen. Why?! Why must you tell her that? I was really starting to love her.
Cicakman: Aaahh. Liar! Liar liar pants on fire. *Shakes his butt*
Superman: Stop saying my line laarh. Urgh! This is all your fault!
Cicakman: Whatever okay. Its yours, not mine.
Superman: *Push Cicakman away and runs into the rain and disappeared just like Catwomen*
Cicakman: *Tsk tsk tsk.* Now im all alone. Pfft!
Catwomen: .............. *Led out a big sigh, still crying*
Sitting down on the edge on top of a building, crying her eyes out.
Suddenly...
Catwomen: *Turned around and was shocked at what she saw*
To be continued.....(:
2:39 AM
Friday, February 20, 2009
A story between the two lovebirdssuperheroes, Batman and Catwomen.
Created by Kittie&Luqman. ^^
Episode #1:
Batman: *Knock knock*
Catwoman: Who's there?
Batman: It's Bat.
Catwoman: Bat who? Err.. Arr.. Baseball bat eh?
Batman: Alamak.. Noo.. Batman la!
Episode #2:
Catwomen: Batman!! Where have you been? Ive been waiting fer you.
Batman: Err, im sorry. I was busy.(Flirting with other catwomens) *Gives the innocent face*
Catwoman: Yeah yeah. I dont want talk to you anymore. *Runs away with Superman*
Episode #3:
One fine day, Batman decided to ask Catwoman out for dinner.
Cicakman(Catwoman's brother): Waalaikumsalam. Im sorry, she's not in right now.
Batman: Where is she? She went to the gym is it?
Cicakman: No, she went out with Superman awhile ago to catch a movie.
Batman: What?! Superman?
When Batman heard the news, he got angry and gone crazy.
Omg omg... He's turning into someting HUGE and GREEN.
It's a bush...No...It's a tree...No...
It's THE HULK. I mean BAT HULK...Raaawwr!
Episode #4:
Batman: Im soo gonna spy on them! You watch out, Superman. She's mine! Muahaha. *Goes to the movie theatre and sat behind Catwomen and Superman*
Superman: Aww, its a sweet movie, isnt it? *Smile widely*
Catwomen: *Munching on the popcorns* Uhuh.(:
Superman: *Put his hands around Catwomen*
Catwomen: *Ohmygod! He's so sweet, unlike Batman* *Put her head on Superman's shoulders* *Heart melts*
Batman: *Gives an angry face and turned into the green BAT HULK!* GRR! Arrggh! *Grabbed Superman from the back and punch him and create a nuisance in the theatre*
Catwomen: *Shocked* Batman! What are you doing here?! Stop it!
Superman: *Bleeding through the nose*
Batman: He was trying to steal you from me! *Pointing to Superman(who is still bleeding)*
Catwomen: What are you talking about?! Its my problem if i wanna go out with him. You have always neglected me, always so busy.
Batman: But......
Episode #5:
Batman: ....But i didnt mean to neglect you. I was busy trying to save the earth from the evil Mojo Jojo.
Catwoman: Mojo Jojo was defeated long time ago. Bat, you lied to me. How could you?
Superman: Haha! Liar liar pants on fire! :P
Batman: Gosh, im not lying. He's back at Townsville. I've been werking with the Powerpuff Girls to hunt him down.
Catwoman: I dont believe you.
Superman: Me too! *hi-5 Catwoman*
Batman: Ey, tkmu sibuk la Superman. Nah, use this packet of tissue and clean yourself up since you are bleeding.
Superman: Thanks. How much is it? 20 cents?
Batman: Basket! Im not selling you that tissue. Im offering you. Bongok!
Catwoman: Boys, stop fighting! Bat, i wanna know whats up with you and the Powerpuff Girls. Have you been dating them behind my back?.....
Episode #6:
Batman: Err, no i wasnt. Seriously, i was saving the earth. Saving you.
Catwomen: Saving me from what?
Batman: Saving you from HIM! *Pointing to Superman*
Superman: Oi, dont point point lah. I cut your finger then you know. *Stick tongue out*
Batman: *Stick tongue out too*
Catwomen: -_______-" Guys, stop being childish please.
Batman: I am not. He started it first!
Superman: No, i didnt. You did!
Catwomen: Guys, please!
Batman: Okay okay. Im sorry dear.
Superman: Dont call her dear lah! She's mine.
Catwomen: Ehem ehem!
Batwomen&Superman: Sorry dear.
They were still in the theatre and making so much noise even though there were only three of them arguing.
Other people was still watching the movie and they were pissed over the noise they were making.
Until some even threw popcorn onto the three of them.
They got out of the cinema and yet, the arguement still has not ended.
Yes, with popcorns sticking onto their hair and body.
[To be continued...]
Stay tuned fer the next episode!
And please, do tag about this story! Thanks!(:
3:35 AM
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
A bunch of liars,betrayals and treachery. Full of dishonest. Its an act. Thanks.
2:36 AM
Monday, February 16, 2009
Feeling lethargic of everything around me.
Nevertheless, a few doesnt fail to make me smile.
Though i know they dont really notice it.
Needless to say, im contented enough.
Feeling of adore and cherish mixing around,
It would be great if you have someone to dote on.
But, im still not yet ready fer all these stuffs and well, lets just have a good time.
Oh, and i managed to talk to an old old old friend of mine!
He hasnt changed a single bit, beloh as per normal.
I seriously was nervous when i first said hello to him.
Thinking he still hates me like last time.
But thank god, everything went cool.
Miss you, beloh Aziz. ^^
Still, im grateful fer the few guys who made me smile, thank you.(:
Shino, Jamal, Luqman, Yan(Andi).
[Edited]
A sweet yet indescribable definition of love.
Thanks fer sharing Shino, and now i'll share it with you guys.
1:57 PM
Friday, February 13, 2009
Yesterday night, went to bid farewell to my dearest brother.
He's heading off to Brunei fer a few weeks fer his NS.
I wished him a safe trip and hopes he gets back well.(:
Before that, i went off to the library to borrow some books.
A surprise, i saw this guy(whom only Ielah knows who) over there. ^^
Birthday cake of Eeyore and i helped with the drawing, side is a drink i made myself. If only i had caramel or choc syrup, yum yum.
A recent last minute trip to The Bottle Tree Park with the three of them.
I needed a fresh air, from being cooped up at home all the time.
Im missing everyone, every single person i know. So take note. <3
3:33 AM
Monday, February 9, 2009
Sometimes, old habits are hard to die.
Precious memories are shattered in an instance.
It burns you inside out.
Leaving you gazing into the sky, amazed at how clouds that are made up of water vapour can simply float high up in the air.
Wishing we could do the same.
Floating and simply be happy and free.
No gravity to pull us down.
Sadly, those are just imaginations.
That let your mind run wild.
That sometimes, made you look at the negatives instead of the opposite.
Be optimistic and not pessimistic about life.
How i wish i could think of it that way.
We wish for a thousand of things, maybe countless wishes.
Wishes that does not even happen.
Promises that are meant to be broken.
Where has all the good things go to.
As they say, good things have to come to an end.
Expecting the unexpected to come at the end of the week.
Most probably be gazing up blankly at the sky.
Or maybe patch up with the singlehoods of mine.
Jealousy occurs when you see lovebirds around.
Like i just mentioned, but good things have to come to an end.
Its just a matter of time.
Talking about it, its nearly time to head off to bed.
On a note, old habits of yours will never die.
Till you grow old and gray, habits like yours, tsk tsk, it will never end.
Patient i will be till one day i find my...erm, find how good i am at playing the guitar. Hee.
And i love my cat more than anyone else i ever had and please dont ever take him away from me as no one understands the relationship and the bond and how he can talk ~meowishly, of which just reminds me of Garfield himself which certainly is not related to anything im talking about right now. (breathe in deeply then out, fuhh. its hard talking without fullstops) -.-
Morning madness is taking over. Its getting out of hand.
Yet its coming to 6am and my cat is trying to be cute sleeping in a weird position of which i barely can explain.
Happy happy to all those in love.
I dont wish to glance through all those.
Fer you should know the reason why.
Surprise me with what you have.
Goodbye love;
5:45 AM
Saturday, February 7, 2009
As days passed by, my day seems a little quiet as i watched the clouds pass by above me.
Waiting fer a minute to pass by seems too long that it seems to be taking forever.
Cooped up in my room, dreaming away in my own world each day.
And as the day give way to the night, i'll be staring blankly at the screen of my tevee.
Till hours pass by, and the wee hours of the morning has reached.
Till i doze off as i await fer a new day.
Sadly, it repeats itself until it became a routine.
Will i ever get a life this way.
On a lighter note, i baked brownies, on my own.
Fer a special occasion of course.
Erm, it taste good as i was craving fer more after each bite.
Trust me, it does taste good. Hee.(:
I changed my blogskin, as you can see.
Sadly, its not Emily. But this blogskin aint that bad either.
Cute pictures of Spongebob and Patrick but thats not the main reason.
I wanted something simple yet nice, and i like the backgrd.
Its not important of me saying all these. Oh well. At least im happy with it.
I hope there's something in the future thats worth my waiting.
Fer i have spent my days cooped up at home.
I need a surprise. Including kittens as part of the surprise.
That would certainly please me. :p
Its 4.45 in the morning and ive yet to rest my eyes.
*Yawns*
And more *yawns*. Please close your mouth fer gawd sake. -.-
The day better be good when i wake up later on.
And do not hesitate to crave fer the brownies! ♥
3:51 AM
Monday, February 2, 2009
A recent trip to the National Museum Of Singapore.
Though i thought there was strictly no admissions, me and a friend of mine went to explore around, capturing the surroundings.
We arrived in the late afternoon and exited when it was closing.
Pardon me if there's too many of my pictures below.
You can just skipped those parts. And it was self-timer. -.-
Im not gonna talk much, just enjoy watching and imagine the museum.
Do visit the place someday to reminisce those times in the past of Spore.
But an advice, do no go alone cos its kinda creepy especially when youre in the rooms of the photography and the filming especially.
You'll know how creepy it is when you go there, at night.
Take care, and leave a note.
Photography Section;
Food Section;
Filming Section;
Lastly, a snap of the museum which left me to wonder if it resembles The White House. Goodnight.
11:41 PM
The Strange Feline .
Kittie Perry, ♥
Single. 04th August, Leo. She can be your friend or she can be your foe. A fan of Emily & Garfield. Do leave a tag if youre willing. If not, just get lost!
A Note .
A word of advice.
I do not seek any attention from spammers or vice versa.
Kindly leave a note, thank you.
If you feel offended in any way abt my posts, I apologise and well, just dont visit again.
I sincerely apologise if the fonts are too small, i advice you to use a magnifying glass if necessary.
And lastly, im real nice, if you know me.(:
Lastly, a snap of the museum which left me to wonder if it resembles The White House. Goodnight. 
Kittie Perry, ♥
